The majority of girls out there prefer a guy with some experience and maturity. That’s no secret. Girls generally are ahead of their years, especially when compared to the slackers you see hanging around on street corners nowadays. Men are actually grown-up brats, as I’m sure you’ll agree. But middle-aged men with some presence and charisma can get laid by attractive hotties any day of the week. It doesn’t matter whether you’re old, ugly, cripple or all of the above. If you can maintain a sensible conversation and show genuine interest, any teen will be dropping her panties in no time.

Ok, so what about the extremely old seniors? You know, those particularly ugly farts with bad breaths, eligible for immediate geriatric care? Why would a teen cutie be interested in very old farts like that? Some of these geezers are eighty years old!

Well, it turns out a large number of women have an entirely different opinion. Love is blind, they say, but who could have guessed it’s that true? What we would label as a geriatric patient or a retired pensioner, girls see as cuddly and sweet.

Apparently, girls are often attracted to men they aren’t supposed to be attracted to. Bikers or gang members are classic examples. But they also seduce guys old enough to be their grandpas. Old/young relationships are very much a taboo in most places, however it just so happens girls are as human as their male counterparts and will always feel strangely drawn to “forbidden fruit”. Guys that old often seem mysterious and intriguing. They don’t make contact easily either, which only increases their appeal to curious girls. Whenever their mystery man is -as they see it- playing hard to get, they go totally berserk and will do just about anything to get him to drill them senseless.