You see these old pensioners getting together in clubs and community centers and you can’t help but wonder what the appeal is. Why would you want to sit around with a bunch of worn-out and grumpy old bastards? Sure, you’d want to keep in touch with your buddies from back in the day and maybe grab a drink together once a month or so. But these farts are meeting up like every other day!

Well, it turns out there’s a more to these social clubs and hobby groups than meets the eye. You see, more often than not, they’re just an excuse to get away from the old wifey. They provide an excellent alibi for driving out into the countryside to have some kinky group sex with dirty teenies! That’s right! It’s not that surprising really, when you think about it. Or do you think your mind suddenly gets less dirty once you reach 50?

So here’s what really goes down at these so-called field trips. The old farts make up some excuse for booking a nice trip away from their wives and off they go… They meet up with some willing girls with a thing for experienced, older men. You’d be surprised to see how many eighteen year old cuties you’d find who’d love to tag along! Girls like adventure as much as guys do, you know, and the tought of experimenting with a group of grandpashorny oldtimers turns them on more than they’d like to admit.

Lucky for us, most of these lucky seniors bring their cameras so they can tape the action. Or rather, they’d film eachother to trade the footage with their pals afterwards. It’s a good way to make sure their own fifteen minutes of fame get caught on tape and find their way into their own collection.