When you get to be a senior citizen like me people tend to automatically suppose you have no clue as to how the world works these days. As if you’re in constant need of help and guidance. That really pisses me off! They’re the ones who are clueless. I know what it is to be young – they don’t know what it is to be old!

One big advantage of this misunderstanding is that people easily let their guard down around us. Like some of those gorgeous looking teens who think we are oh so cute and cuddly mingling with their girlfriends. They never see us coming – until we’re coming all over their faces.

And sometimes when you’re really lucky you get to meet the exceptions to the rule. Im talking about those hot and horny teens who get that you’ve not simply grown old – you’ve become experienced. Charismatic. That you have firsthand knowledge of the ways of the world, and among other things, of how to please women until they beg you to stop.

Now these little vixens will actually try anything to seduce you. Of course you have to play hard to get at first, but it always ends in hardcore pumping action. It doesn’t care what you look like – whether you’re skinny and wrinkled or just a fat old creep. To these hot girls the attraction lies in the years of practice you’ve had in making women come.

And of course there is that wonderful misconception that mixing old and young is somehow against the rules. Whatever it is that’s not done in a society is exactly what some hot chicks want to try first. If it’s forbidden it has to be good! I bet that rule was first invented by jealous young studs who lost some honeys to us… Only to watch the rest of their girls succumb to us as well.