Wrinkly grandpas have sex too. There. I’ve said it.

It’s hard to imagine, yes, but many old geezers go at it more often than you or me. You see, when they were younger, sex was considered sinful and dirty. Which, for most men, meant Miss Poontang didn’t come to town too often. If you know what I mean. So now, they figure they’ve got a lot of catching up to do. Well hey, what would you do?

Their eagerness and charm get them more babes than you’d think, I can tell you that much. And when they realize they can still hook up with a hot piece of ass, guess what type of girl they go for? The redheaded type. Apparently, redheads were the ultimate symbol of sexuality back in the day. Cleopatra and Lucille Ball must have made quite an impact – or maybe Queen Elizabeth had something to do with it?

In any case, even to this day, redheads have this halo of vulnerability going on… which makes you want to wear a harness and stand in front of them while wielding a broadsword – ready to jump to their defense against the lowly rabble, that kinda thing. Needless to say, for the average grandpa, bagging one of these redheaded hotties is like the ultimate conquest.

Another reason oldtimers prefer ginger over bland could be far simpler. Dirty old men may be old, and they may be dirty, but they’re still men. And all men prefer redheads! Ever heard the saying «blondes have more fun»? Well, here’s a new one for you: «redheads have more sex».

They don’t call redheads fiery because of their hair, you know. And don’t even get me started on their most seductive attribute! The stuff porn empires were built on! The undoing of many lifelong relationships! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: red bush.

As for the redheads themselves, a lot of them love the attention they get from these gray old men. At least they know how to strike up a sensible conversation! Guys their own age are always acting tough, but when it comes down to it, they’re easily intimidated. So when these old grandpas walk up to them, all they need to do is make them laugh once or twice, and before you know it, they’re getting banged senseless by the cutest redheaded teens!