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It’s a well-kept secret in the global old fart community. It turns out life tends to take a turn for the better once your hair turns grey! A lot of old folks have been dreading the day they’d be dragged to some retirement home. Little did they know what really goes on in there. Retirement homes and nursing homes both attract young nurses, fresh out of medical training and anxious to start their careers. Homes like these are always keen to hire more sexy nurses - which is no surprise. So the places are full of sex-hungry nurses in short skirts, tending to horny old men every day. Do I need to draw a picture? Ok, well how about this one:

Imagine this. You’re old. It’s been a year and two months since you last got laid. You arrived in the nursing home two days ago and are just settling in. You hate the place so far - even the damn TV refuses to work. Fuck that. “Nurse!” That hot little nurse walks in again. Man she’s cute. She starts fiddling with the television and then you see it. She’s not wearing panties! She has to lift her arms up high to reach the TV and - Christ you can see her pussy lips!

That was about a year ago. You’re now fucking two different nurses a week on average. You started faking little problems soon after that first time and, well, let’s just say it was a good move. Most girls simply like older men and grandpas in need of help. Once they feel like a patient really needs them, they get emotionally attached to them. At that point, full blown sex is just around the corner.