Old uncle, young wife

The first time my old uncle walked in with his latest twenty-year-old trophy wife, I took a deep breath. And I’m still holding that breath to this day. She was absolutely gorgeous. She seemed to be breathing sex, you know, one of these women who can light up a room and enchant entire packs of men by just walking by. I couldn’t keep my eyes off her. Sure, my uncle is rich as fuck – and he’s a real old-school womanizer too, despite his less than attractive appearance. He’s dead ugly, in fact.

Makes you wonder. What the hell was this young chick thinking hooking up with such a worn-out old fart? Surely, a delightful creature like her can have her pick among, quite literally, every single guy in the world? Each of them desperate to get a taste of her teenage sweetness. I learned later she used to be his secretary at the office – which got me thinking. You see, my uncle started his own company when he was younger. Kind of a hobby project at first. One that turned into a successful business within a five year span. He led his employees with a firm hand and turned his passion into fat bank accounts and fast cars. So what do we have? A company big shot marrying his hot young secretary?

Such a cliché. But it made me realize there has to be some truth to those boss/secretary clichés. Why do young and sexy secretaries fall for their bosses so often? Their bank accounts come into it, no question about that. And the fact that they work closely together on a daily basis certainly plays a big role. But if you ask me, the main attraction here has to do with authority figures. A lot of women like being bossed around a tad bit. There is no greater turn-on for younger women than a firm slap on the butt cheeks after being ordered to bend the fuck over and brace for impact!

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Gynecology sex

When you ask someone – anyone – what job they’re most jealous of, chances are they’ll say gynecologist. Kinda makes sense, no? These guys have the power to order any girl to strip totally naked, spread wide and brace for impact. Just because they’ve hit the books and call themselves doctors, they get to pick any of a range of impressive gynecology instruments and go to town with them.

The really beautiful part is girls across the globe think it’s perfectly fine. Hell, they’ll wriggle and giggle all the way through. ‘Cause it’s normal, you see. It’s part of a girl’s life. And at the end, the gyno doc gets paid for his trouble.

Most girls are incredibly shy in just about every situation. Showing too much cleavage or bare skin is a no-no and anyone caught staring at them will be treated like a dirty old pervert. The really strange thing is it kinda depends on where they are. There seem to be some odd exceptions where girls go from being prudes to exhibitionists in mere seconds. A steam bath or sauna is a great case in point. The cutest girls will happily drop their clothes and prance about completely naked, sticking their titties in your face where you would have felt the back of their hand five minutes earlier. Go figure.

No wonder you hear all these stories about a kinky gynecology exam or a doctor fucking his patient. Let me tell you: You haven’t heard anything yet. Girls and teens can have dirty minds too, you know, and the situation is so alien, so different from what they’re used to, that different rules apply. A girl suddenly finds herself opening her legs to reach the leg holders, fully exposed and unable to see the doctor. She can’t help but feel excited and tense. This strange old man is going to touch her pussy! He’s going to spread her lips and feel inside! Won’t she get wet when he touches her clit? Oh God, is she wet already?

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Perverted seniors seducing teens

Don’t you just go crazy when you see this drop-dead gorgeous teen sitting in a quiet booth in a club entertaining the ugliest old fart you’ve ever seen? There you are, buying drinks for every plain to average looking teen you meet, while these dirty old perverts manage to sweet-talk all the real hotties onto their lap without even trying. And I mean the cum-in-your-pants kind of hot! Blessed with a full pair of boobs, a tight ass, and most importantly: a whole lot of lust in those loins – they could drive every man crazy.

You’d assume they would only be interested in the muscular and handsome kind of guy, but not these angels. They seem to have the hots for your average fat old pensioner. It can’t be that simple, can it? I mean, they can hardly jump into bed with every old fart they meet?

If you ask me, what sets these oldtimers apart is the attention they give. These old guys don’t assume to get anything for free anymore, so they learned to put in the effort. They know how to give compliments without being obvious, how to provide a shoulder to cry on while caressing her thigh, how to whisper secrets in her ear with one hand sliding down her back. In short, what these dirty old men may be lacking in terms of looks or youth they make up by having perfected the art of seduction.

Since having witnessed so many old/young-couples practically going at it in bars and clubs I went and had a look online. And sure enough, there’s a whole old/young scene out there! An online world where all those insanely sexy babes turn out to be perverted nymphos who only want the most wrinkled old cocks to suck on.

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Sexy students hitting on professors

Us guys have all been there. Having just started your first year at college you’ve immediately spotted all the sexy fresh chicks who are attending the same courses you are. You can’t wait to have a go at any one of them. But all they seem to be interested in is that boring old professor in front of the class. Judging by their luscious 18 year old bodies they must’ve had their pick of the macho muscular air heads in high school. I guess they’ve grown bored of always going at it like rabbits – hard, fast and lasting about 5 seconds – and it’s time for a change.

So you find yourself completely unable to concentrate because of the constant boner in your pants while desperately trying to make eye contact with even one of those gorgeous students. After a few lessons you notice all the pretty ones start flocking together, always discussing how sexy that gray-haired professor looks, challenging each other to find a way to seduce him.

Your frustration only grows when one of them finally does dare to approach him after class. Now the spell’s been broken, all the other girls immediately find the nerve to have a go themselves and start crowding around him. And you realise that dirty old teacher knew exactly what’s been going on all along. He looks them all deep in the eyes, making them blush, all charms and smiles. “Sure”, you hear him say, “I’d be happy to explain today’s chapter in more detail after class. Why don’t we meet at my place tonight around seven for some one-on-one tutoring”

I can only imagine what goes on at his place that night. The sexy blonde of his choice shows up with a miniskirt barely covering her ass and lust in her eyes. He will be holding off at first, making her go through the motions of trying to seduce him. So she starts by touching his arm, sitting down seductively while holding his attention, making a show of crossing her legs, leaning forward just far enough to show some cleavage. Hot girls have this stuff down to a science – and don’t we guys just love it.

When our pervert professor finally decides it’s time to start the one-on-one tutoring all he has to do is gently move his hand from her knee to her inner thigh. About five seconds later she’s thrusting her tongue eagerly in his mouth while undoing his pants. Laying his hand in the back of her neck is all the encouragement she needs to dive down and start sucking cock as if there was no tomorrow…
A professor’s life couldn’t really be this nice, now could it?

Old men dreaming of young cuties

Whenever I see an old grandpa walking down the street with a gorgeous cutie at his side I can’t help but feel happy. Happy for him for having scored himself one prime piece of ass in his old age. And happy for myself, because although these days I can’t even seem to score an average looking girl my own age, maybe there’s still hope for me in like thirty years or so.

It’s not surprising really that old age doesn’t affect a guy’s taste in what he finds sexy and attractive. I mean, I’ve had the hots for this dream girl on a poster in my room back in the day, and I’m pretty sure I’ll still get hard by looking at her when I’m 77. Last week in a bar I saw this old wrinkled pervert with my dream girl look-a-like nibbling on his ear. I can assure you, the combination of her tight ass, a pair of luscious tits and the hungry look in her eyes would still erect mount everest in his pants if he was 104 years old. She was clearly up for anything that night and he wasn’t going to let her down.

I get all those old geezers hunting for fresh tail. What still amazes me from time to time is all those incredibly sexy babes who prefer grandpas over the young muscular studs out there. Somehow these old perverts manage to push all the right buttons. If you ask me it’s because every girl secretly longs for a father figure – a wiser and older man she thinks she can trust and who treats her like the queen she feels like. And it’s only a small step from feeling at ease in someone’s arms to getting down and dirty in the bedroom.
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