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Old uncle, young wife

The first time my old uncle walked in with his latest twenty-year-old trophy wife, I took a deep breath. And I’m still holding that breath to this day. She was absolutely gorgeous. She seemed to be breathing sex, you know, one of these women who can light up a room and enchant entire packs of men by just walking by. I couldn’t keep my eyes off her. Sure, my uncle is rich as fuck - and he’s a real old-school womanizer too, despite his less than attractive appearance. He’s dead ugly, in fact.

Makes you wonder. What the hell was this young chick thinking hooking up with such a worn-out old fart? Surely, a delightful creature like her can have her pick among, quite literally, every single guy in the world? Each of them desperate to get a taste of her teenage sweetness. I learned later she used to be his secretary at the office - which got me thinking. You see, my uncle started his own company when he was younger. Kind of a hobby project at first. One that turned into a successful business within a five year span. He led his employees with a firm hand and turned his passion into fat bank accounts and fast cars. So what do we have? A company big shot marrying his hot young secretary?

Such a cliché. But it made me realize there has to be some truth to those boss/secretary clichés. Why do young and sexy secretaries fall for their bosses so often? Their bank accounts come into it, no question about that. And the fact that they work closely together on a daily basis certainly plays a big role. But if you ask me, the main attraction here has to do with authority figures. A lot of women like being bossed around a tad bit. There is no greater turn-on for younger women than a firm slap on the butt cheeks after being ordered to bend the fuck over and brace for impact!

Now this girl, she’s called Erin, sure knows how to play the role of the sex-hungry damsel. Always wearing some kind of tight tank top, accentuating her pert tits. As short a skirt as the occasion allows and constantly cockteasing every man in sight. I dare you not to take a quick peek up her legs when she shits down. I double-dare you!

So is my dear old uncle just a dirty old man with a lucky streak? He sure loves walking that thin line of what’s acceptable in society though. Sometimes openly crossing it simply to provoke, it seems. The age gap taboo or sugar daddy label doesn’t seem to bother him at all. At our last family get together, his new young wife never left his lap the entire evening. Imagine what that looked like: A sixty-three year old bald fart with a smoking hot babe on top of him. His hands were all over her too, the dirty bastard.

Of course, actually being her boss put him in a unique position. I asked him once. I asked him how he always managed to pick up beautiful girls like that. Did it all come with the job? He smiled and said it’s not about being the boss. It’s about being bossy. Huh! Easy for him to say! Admittedly though, he did have a firm grip on things. Right from the start he made it very clear he wanted his orders carried out to the letter, instilling a sense of fear and respect into his employees. A sense that has women dropping at his feet as a side-effect. And of course, the old man enjoyed playing the powerful boss-man so much he quickly learned the finer tricks of the trade. This is what got Erin’s attention. He knew when to ease up a little, giving her the occasional compliment and friendly smile. And when he finally asked her along on a three-day business trip as his personal assistant, the timing was perfect.

So there were the inevitable fancy dinners and guided tours they had to attend together. The “last drinks of the day” at the hotel bar and the subsequent walk to their hotel rooms. The sexual tension in the elevator. My dirty old uncle must’ve been banging her by day three. Or she probably jumped him! The old guy wouldn’t want to take advantage, you know. No, a sharp old dog like him would probably order her around and then charm her witless in just the right doses. He probably created so much boss-employee stress and sexual tension she finally dropped her inhitibions and just grabbed his wrinkled old cock for a deep, hard fuck. Always remember, if you ever want to score yourself an überhot girl: No matter how virtuous they look, younger girls just want to have fun.

Gynecology sex

When you ask someone - anyone - what job they’re most jealous of, chances are they’ll say gynecologist. Kinda makes sense, no? These guys have the power to order any girl to strip totally naked, spread wide and brace for impact. Just because they’ve hit the books and call themselves doctors, they get to pick any of a range of impressive gynecology instruments and go to town with them.

The really beautiful part is girls across the globe think it’s perfectly fine. Hell, they’ll wriggle and giggle all the way through. ‘Cause it’s normal, you see. It’s part of a girl’s life. And at the end, the gyno doc gets paid for his trouble.

Most girls are incredibly shy in just about every situation. Showing too much cleavage or bare skin is a no-no and anyone caught staring at them will be treated like a dirty old pervert. The really strange thing is it kinda depends on where they are. There seem to be some odd exceptions where girls go from being prudes to exhibitionists in mere seconds. A steam bath or sauna is a great case in point. The cutest girls will happily drop their clothes and prance about completely naked, sticking their titties in your face where you would have felt the back of their hand five minutes earlier. Go figure.

No wonder you hear all these stories about a kinky gynecology exam or a doctor fucking his patient. Let me tell you: You haven’t heard anything yet. Girls and teens can have dirty minds too, you know, and the situation is so alien, so different from what they’re used to, that different rules apply. A girl suddenly finds herself opening her legs to reach the leg holders, fully exposed and unable to see the doctor. She can’t help but feel excited and tense. This strange old man is going to touch her pussy! He’s going to spread her lips and feel inside! Won’t she get wet when he touches her clit? Oh God, is she wet already?

I guess these examinations are normal and often necessary. A girl isn’t supposed to get aroused. But when a creepy old guy tells her to drop her panties so he can probe her pussy, well, it gets some girls’ imaginations run wild.

Once their legs are strapped into the leg holders, she’s completely defenseless. The proverbial point of no return and a moment of intense anticipation. She hears the sound of those medical gloves as he’s putting them on. All she can do is wait as the old fart picks up a huge speculum and parades it across the room like he’s flaunting a symbol of power.

It might sounds strange, but many girls secretly enjoy these kinds of situations. It’s one of the few occasions where they can truly let go. Where they can give in to their kinky inner selves without people calling them loose or slutty. Where they can be intimate with older men without feeling shame or guilt.

Gynecology is a nice profession indeed. Doctors have no trouble hooking up with young babes anyway - but a gynecologist is the only kind of doctor who gets to play with teen pussy every day! Sure, there’ll be older women and unattractive girls thrown in the mix, but the pretty girls and excited teens more than make up for it. And once in a while, you’ll get a cutie who’s eager to have some fun with a gray old man and ends up fucking them six ways from sunday on a weekly basis…

Perverted seniors seducing teens

Don’t you just go crazy when you see this drop-dead gorgeous teen sitting in a quiet booth in a club entertaining the ugliest old fart you’ve ever seen? There you are, buying drinks for every plain to average looking teen you meet, while these dirty old perverts manage to sweet-talk all the real hotties onto their lap without even trying. And I mean the cum-in-your-pants kind of hot! Blessed with a full pair of boobs, a tight ass, and most importantly: a whole lot of lust in those loins - they could drive every man crazy.

You’d assume they would only be interested in the muscular and handsome kind of guy, but not these angels. They seem to have the hots for your average fat old pensioner. It can’t be that simple, can it? I mean, they can hardly jump into bed with every old fart they meet?

If you ask me, what sets these oldtimers apart is the attention they give. These old guys don’t assume to get anything for free anymore, so they learned to put in the effort. They know how to give compliments without being obvious, how to provide a shoulder to cry on while caressing her thigh, how to whisper secrets in her ear with one hand sliding down her back. In short, what these dirty old men may be lacking in terms of looks or youth they make up by having perfected the art of seduction.

Since having witnessed so many old/young-couples practically going at it in bars and clubs I went and had a look online. And sure enough, there’s a whole old/young scene out there! An online world where all those insanely sexy babes turn out to be perverted nymphos who only want the most wrinkled old cocks to suck on.

Just check out these pics I wanted to share. Ever seen such lovely creatures? For the really perverted among you - I mean the girls! These angels only used to exist in my dreams - turns out they’re actually in the making-dreams-come-true business! Just not my dreams, but those of some really ugly old farts. I’m sure these girls get paid, and paid well, but still. They could’ve chosen the normal kind of porn partner - a muscular tanned hung-like-a-horse type of guy. But they’ve had a taste of these old school porn actors now, and they sure seem to be enjoying themselves in these scenes!

Sexy students hitting on professors

Us guys have all been there. Having just started your first year at college you’ve immediately spotted all the sexy fresh chicks who are attending the same courses you are. You can’t wait to have a go at any one of them. But all they seem to be interested in is that boring old professor in front of the class. Judging by their luscious 18 year old bodies they must’ve had their pick of the macho muscular air heads in high school. I guess they’ve grown bored of always going at it like rabbits - hard, fast and lasting about 5 seconds - and it’s time for a change.

So you find yourself completely unable to concentrate because of the constant boner in your pants while desperately trying to make eye contact with even one of those gorgeous students. After a few lessons you notice all the pretty ones start flocking together, always discussing how sexy that gray-haired professor looks, challenging each other to find a way to seduce him.

Your frustration only grows when one of them finally does dare to approach him after class. Now the spell’s been broken, all the other girls immediately find the nerve to have a go themselves and start crowding around him. And you realise that dirty old teacher knew exactly what’s been going on all along. He looks them all deep in the eyes, making them blush, all charms and smiles. “Sure”, you hear him say, “I’d be happy to explain today’s chapter in more detail after class. Why don’t we meet at my place tonight around seven for some one-on-one tutoring”

I can only imagine what goes on at his place that night. The sexy blonde of his choice shows up with a miniskirt barely covering her ass and lust in her eyes. He will be holding off at first, making her go through the motions of trying to seduce him. So she starts by touching his arm, sitting down seductively while holding his attention, making a show of crossing her legs, leaning forward just far enough to show some cleavage. Hot girls have this stuff down to a science - and don’t we guys just love it.

When our pervert professor finally decides it’s time to start the one-on-one tutoring all he has to do is gently move his hand from her knee to her inner thigh. About five seconds later she’s thrusting her tongue eagerly in his mouth while undoing his pants. Laying his hand in the back of her neck is all the encouragement she needs to dive down and start sucking cock as if there was no tomorrow…
A professor’s life couldn’t really be this nice, now could it?

Old men dreaming of young cuties

Whenever I see an old grandpa walking down the street with a gorgeous cutie at his side I can’t help but feel happy. Happy for him for having scored himself one prime piece of ass in his old age. And happy for myself, because although these days I can’t even seem to score an average looking girl my own age, maybe there’s still hope for me in like thirty years or so.

It’s not surprising really that old age doesn’t affect a guy’s taste in what he finds sexy and attractive. I mean, I’ve had the hots for this dream girl on a poster in my room back in the day, and I’m pretty sure I’ll still get hard by looking at her when I’m 77. Last week in a bar I saw this old wrinkled pervert with my dream girl look-a-like nibbling on his ear. I can assure you, the combination of her tight ass, a pair of luscious tits and the hungry look in her eyes would still erect mount everest in his pants if he was 104 years old. She was clearly up for anything that night and he wasn’t going to let her down.

I get all those old geezers hunting for fresh tail. What still amazes me from time to time is all those incredibly sexy babes who prefer grandpas over the young muscular studs out there. Somehow these old perverts manage to push all the right buttons. If you ask me it’s because every girl secretly longs for a father figure - a wiser and older man she thinks she can trust and who treats her like the queen she feels like. And it’s only a small step from feeling at ease in someone’s arms to getting down and dirty in the bedroom.

And you can rest assured that these wrinkly old men still know how to get down and dirty. You might think your grandparents almost never had sex, but put your grandpa in bed with a steaming hot babe and you would hear the matras get a seriously hard pounding, no doubt about it. They’ve had many more years of either practice or built-up frustration, both resulting in one hot porn scene when presented with the opportunity. And all the while these babes in question can’t believe their luck: a sensitive and wise shoulder to cry on AND a lustful sex god in the sack? No way they’re going back to all those dull 25-year-old jocks!